As a dedicated coffee consumer, some years ago I was gifted by a loved one with a favored poster (it remains hanging in my office even after multiple purges) featuring a classic cartoon devil figure (i.e. horns, flaming hair, pitchfork) hawking Devil Brand Coffee with the tag line, “Wake the hell up!”
The story below augurs very, very ill indeed. If you haven’t read it, read it now! This is no joke. We need to start drinking Devil Brand Coffee by the gallon.